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Liselle Moncherie



Sunday, April 29, 2012 @ 5:18 PM  |  33 Comment(s)

It's been almost 6 months that I didn't go to school and suddenly......I called my teacher from SMKA to give her blessings for my interview and guess what,she gave me a homework! An essay for teacher's and mother's day hohohoh.

"I tak taw la bila I bg tajuk kt students I diorang kata susah,but I know you.Hehe you can make it in no time! Tapi bagi touching-touching sikit hehe biasalah mother's day." Said Teacher Ita my favourite teacher in the whole wide world!

Actually it's pretty hard for me to make an essay right now,especially with the special effects that has been requested....hohoho I guess this homework is harder than Additional Maths...which used to be my Ultimate Nemesis.Teacher!!! Your students are right T.T I couldn't think of anything....wait! My brain is working on something....Aha! I remember the little Varya story,the story from Russia about a little girl who is lost in a small town....



And the story begins~
There was a crowd in a small town in Russia,when almost everyone gather at the town's landmark for an occasion,but suddenly....a small girl was crying and made everyone worried about her.The mayor paused his speech and asked the little girl what has happened to her until it made her cried.Her name is Varya and she is lost and could not find her mother.The Mayor asked her that how does her mother look like,she told the Mayor "My mother is the most beautiful woman in the world!"<---She told the Mayor in Russian of course,I'm just translating hehehe!

The Mayor called every beautiful women in the town to help little Varya to find her mother.Every beautiful women in town gathered and met Little Varya."No,none of them is mother! My mother is the most beautiful woman in the world...."
The Mayor told her "But these are the beautiful women here,little girl" suddenly a big figure of a woman passing through the crowd,she was fat and some of her teeth went missing....little Varya shouted "This is my mother! I told you she's the most beautiful woman in the world!".Everyone was in an awe,she might not be beautiful as most of the crowd imagine but to her daughter,She's indeed the most beautiful woman in the world.

It's not about the looks,when we love someone we always think that they are the most beautiful or handsome people in the world ! Even in the whole universe.I guess I better start writing then,hehehe.Happy Sunday :)

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Saturday, April 28, 2012 @ 8:52 PM  |  23 Comment(s)


Dreams after dreams....should I call them as nightmares?Hehe I've been dreaming guys lately =.=' Guy Friends~GF Hmmm if you like someone would you rather keep your feelings or just go for it?Well I'm the one who always hide when the crush....is passing by...huhuhu danger alert.Crush or be crushed!I rather like someone....than being liked by someone...weird files of Liselle~

Ok so what actually rained in my dream?

I was cycling on a silent road.....mesmerized by the beautiful trees and the ray of the sun gleamed upon the the branches of the trees.Oh so beautiful...What a wonderful dream~There was no one there except me and my silver-blue coated bicycle.No one was on the road....just the white lines on the road and the beautiful trees greeted me.I am FREE! Free Cycling~ And I'm freeeeee,yeah freeee cycling.

Suddenly there was a plane gliding through the clouds and 2 guys were jumping from the plane! They were parachuting  and suddenly one of them was having trouble with the landing...I couldn't do anything.I just stop and stare and suddenly THUD! BUSH! What goes up must comes down~


One of them landed on me...my face was smashed on the road along with my bicycle by the unknown stranger....OUCH! It feels like being hit by a meteor!<----It's just a simile...I never actually being hit by a meteor...hey bombastic is a need to lighten things up! What happens next?

I woke up and all my body parts are still attached,no wounded or scratches on my chin.I'm just fine!The guy that landed on me was wearing a mask...and he didn't even say "Sorry" so I didn't know what does he look like...mwehehe but he does owe me an apology! I guess I should bring an umbrella next time and a giant fish net<--- I'm just being cautious~ hehehe.

Ps: I feel guilty after posting the entries of gloominess.I won't stop blogging because I will miss you guys! Blogging is the only thing that can make me smile everyday reading your wonderful stories.So I'm very sorry for posting those entries :P.Exploding emotions came from the core of the heart.Huhu well I'm okay now :D!


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Friday, April 27, 2012 @ 12:41 AM  |  17 Comment(s)

People always say that my blog is "Loud"
Sorry for party Blogging
Haters complain said "Turn it down!"
Sorry for party blogging
They just didn't like that we got the spotlight
Sorry for party blogging!

Well I don't care!
Because B.L.O.G is Brilliant Letters Of Geniuses
As long I got you guys I won't stop blogging.
Thanks for giving me good feedbacks :)
I might have quit blogging and writing a long time ago,
I'm not going to stop now,I have a long way to go...
I'm still 17 and a half....3/4 perhaps?

My purpose of blogging is not to attract any attention,
Not to have an instant FAME
Not to become a celebrity
Not to have the spotlight<---- Torchlight is far worth it!
I'm expressing my love for English and to encourage Malaysians to get involve with English

I'm trying to prove that English is not boring,
Trust me,English is fun when you get the rythm,
It doesn't mean that I don't love BM,
Every language has their own uniqueness,
I prefer to use English on my blog,
I don't speak English all the time in real life,
I won't speak English unless I've been asked to.

To tell you the truth,I was never good in BM...
Even I went for BM tuition classes....seriously? Yes!
I learn English from Cartoon and books....because I'm too lazy to look the Jumbo words in the dictionary...I can't consider myself as super proficient in English...
I never went for English tuition classes...English comes to me...
So I don't want to be labelled as "Fake foreigner"
Plus....I'm trying to contribute my ideas to the public on How To Make English Fun!

So This Is The Confessions of a masked girl under the name Liselle Moncherie.
To She-Who-Would-Not-Be-Named, 1 day you'll drop your jaw...trust me,showing off about your "asset" is not a good thing.When we have good intentions when we do things we'll always get good things in return.Keep things sincere :).

Thanks so much dear minions! You are the onions for my soup!
Sorry I don't have much time for blog crossing....I'm away at the moment.Clearing my mind
...brainwashing in progress....I'm working on a story....






Thursday, April 26, 2012 @ 8:24 AM  |  17 Comment(s)

April Oh April,
You've given me the chill,
You've given me the kill,
I experience the thrill,

Doubt after doubt,
Sleepless nights,
Loss of appetite,
Worrying about,

I didn't ask god,
To make me this way,
Talk and speak this way,
It's like a sway,
I am no fraud,

I did my best,
To pass the test,
Questions are like booby traps,
To make me talk craps,

A pretender was jealous,
It was stupendous,
Reasons of preposterous,
You'll never be generous,

Sometimes I feel that I just shared too much,maybe it's the time for me to stop.
I never fake the way I talk but it looks like I was being uneasy to someone...
I was born and trained to speak with a particular accent...I never ask for that..
I never ask god to have this,eventually I realise what I have when I was 12...
I never thought that people hate me because of this,
I never know why....until yesterday...
You have your own speciality and I have mine....
God created us equally but why are you jealous of me....
I've done nothing to you,but you're seemed to be annoyed by me...
I am nothing compared to you,
You have everything,
I have nothing,
Should I stop doing,the things that I'm doing?
Should I stop blogging?
Should I stop everything?
I've shared too much here....
Thanks to you,you've ruined my hopes
Thanks to you, you've stabbed my bleeding heart
Thanks to you,you've just killed me and my joy...
You've killed every part of me.




Wednesday, April 25, 2012 @ 8:43 AM  |  45 Comment(s)



Heyho! <----I'm back by popular demand! Ehehehe miss me???Anyone?? Yes,Maybe,No??
I's been a very tiring week so How's my interview?
Alhamdulillah,it's been a very satisfying interview for me :).I'm fighting for my place with all my heart and my spirit.I'm fighting with 360 people yesterday for TESL.

There was a writing test for 1 hour,the comprehension was a very tough one! The essay is okay...I guess.12 panels were there and I'm in the 7th panel along with 20 interviewees :D.They are super nice and friendly so I didn't have any problems to get along with them.I have to wait 3 hours for my turn....and it was full of intense...not to mention the sun is purposely warming things up!
It was the first day I started to wear heels.....and those heels made the loudest sound until people were staring at me...I'm sorry I was attending an interview not a Fashion Runaway XD.

The questions that they've asked me yesterday:

1.Tell me about yourself and your family.<---I remember the rap I did for my intro on my blog,so I told them in a formal way...I wish I could rap though,but they seemed to giggle after I started my conversation.

2.Can you say something in an American Accent?<----Ok,it was a very unexpected question
"Hmm...I don't have any suitable phrase for now"I answered. The interviewers chuckled,but then I kept talking and talking until they were convinced.

3.What are your other choices besides TESL?<----This question made me fight for TESL.I don't care I want my spot!

4.What is Asasi TESL?<----I glance at the Uitm's flyer before the interview,phew!

5.What do you know about Uitm's Integrity?<----I'm trapped with this question but somehow I can answered it."As far as I know,Uitm is the best place in Malaysia for TESL." I answered.
Interviewer:How do you know?
Me: Because my cousin said so
Interviewer: Is he or she graduated from Tesl in Uitm?
Me: Nope,but Diploma in IT.
Interviewer: Oh...wow.

6.If you're an English Teacher,what would you do to make your students interested in English?
<---I did my best and hoping they would accept my answer, "I will do Show and Tell to my students so they can express themselves for things that they have interested in,it could be the simplest thing,even a teddy bear can be used to tell stories"

7.What do you think about the way of teachers teaching English nowadays?<---- "Based on my real experience,my English teacher don't work enough to encourage and doesn't have the creativity for their students to be interested in English because I have to work on my own initiative to get the source to improve my English"
Interviewer:Just now that you mention source,what kind of source?
Me: Books and I learn a lot from TV.
Interviewer: Oh so you think that your english teacher is not creative enough to teach english?
Me: Yes I do
*Notice there I made some grammar mistakes while speaking,huhu my mouth was talking too fast XD*

8.Okay,We don't have more questions for you,how about you? Do you have any questions for us?It could be anything<-----"I don't think so,because I'm too excited to be here.....One day I'll be sitting on your chair,interviewing"

Interviewer: Hahaha I used to be on that chair where you were sitting to get this Post! And this guy here is used to be my student and now he's my partner! It's good because it's possible anything is possible!

Me:Oh how wonderful! Yes I believe that because I stick to my principle and that is"Impossible Don't Exist" Thank you for giving me this opportunity I really feel that with this opportunity helps me to undo my wrong doings as you can see that I don't satisfy my parents with my SPM result.


Alhamdulillah I can answer all these questions fluently and my brain could not stop thinking what to say next,I kept talking until they didn't have any space to ask me questions.And all those answers came from deep down from the bottom of my heart and some of my answers are too long to write here,I HOPE all the nodding,the giggles and the laughs from the interviewers will say "YES YOU BELONG HERE" please don't send me home...please I  will change! Don't send me to the "Ghetto University"

Hehehe well after I collect my documents, I told them "Thank you for choosing me for this interview and Thank you for your time".The interviewers wish me luck and all the best.Some interviewees peeked me at the window,they heard almost every conversation that I had...I guess I was talking too loud.Well I had to fight what I want,and I got only 1 chance to change my life forever.

I want to be a better person.I AM FIRZANAH AND I WILL FIGHT FOR WHAT I WANT. I would like to Thank for those who always support me and wish me luck recently because without you I might be hiding under my bed for the interview and Thanks to my cousin that drove me to Shah Alam,Kak Jue without you I might have been missed the interview thanks for your tips and advice!


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Thursday, April 19, 2012 @ 7:24 PM  |  25 Comment(s)


For 5 days and 5 nights I couldn't sleep.....thinking about my future..What would I be? Where should I go?My eyes are turning into a Raccoon's eyes....it might get worse...into a Panda's eyes soon.What so terrific about today???

Since Perak is announcing The Sultan's Birthday so no one goes to work...excluding me.Hey Who can stop blogging?Hehe.

The daylight seems to be starting but my eyes were still closed forcing myself to sleep...No..I must sleep...I must sleep...I only slept for 2 hours on 18th April.After I successfully enjoy my nap time,my mom suddenly barge in the room "Jaja! Jaja! Bangun! Uitm interview 23 Haribulan ni!"
I was too tired and only manage to "Hmmmmmmmmm"
Mom"Jaja bangun! Tengok nie TESL!!!"

Hearing the word "TESL",I jumped off my from my bed.TESL!!! TESL!!!
Finally after 5 days and 5 nights of "Try sleeping with a broken heart".They finally offered me an interview!....I almost lost hope after my best friend Nanie got a TESL interview last week and this week is going to be my turn! Woo Hoo!!

My heart was broken like a broken Kit Kat in the commercial last week.Now I had to pass the interview.Mom "This is your thing,you only get one chance and please 1 more chance".I broke everyone else's hearts too.This is the time I will stitch their hearts!<----Metaphorically

So This WAS My Heart.

Impossible don't exist!
I can still achieve my dream! Wait for me I will do my best!
Nanie and I has been best friends since we were 14<----we used to be enemies when we were 13
We went to the same school and move from the same school together
We were classmates from F1 till F5! Can you believe it?? Believe it,lying is not cool~
And if we both made it to go for TESL Foundation UITM,we will be together again!
Whoa ! So Awesome!!

Wish me luck guys :D hopefully we all success in the future!
I'm feeling better :) Hoho looks like I have to do some research and I'll be away for a while.April is so busy! Busy Liselle Busy =.='


Especially to Mira Mohamed.I wish you the best for Medic.InsyaAllah. Check out her blog! :D


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Wednesday, April 18, 2012 @ 5:05 PM  |  38 Comment(s)

My first best friend is Ikhwan,the boy who I met when I was 3 years old<-----My life starts at 3 I guess hehehe.There's an advantage when you're the first child of the family....and that is...every pictures of you are stored in Kodak and your parents will develop your photos every month...I got hundreds of photos when I was a baby...and my brother...less than 100The truth Is...I ruined almost every photos of me with my duckface.. XDD!


Who's Ikhwan?
Ikhwan is a son of Aunty Rabiah,my mom's best friend.

How can we become friends?

Since our moms are both teachers,we met each other at a school named SMK Datok Lokman,Jalan Kampung Pandan Kuala Lumpur.Hehehe there was an occasion going on and we bumped into each other...we were the naughty little kids that ran from other tables..just to get to the other side...hehe so then he asked me to play with him.....I called him as "Iwan",he was 2 years older than me and he call me "Jaja"<---- My nickname was taken from Star Wars.Ever heard of Jar Jar Binks?Yeah...I thought my mom was joking when I asked her how did I get my nickname...It was the truth! Hehehe




We were best friends since then,sometimes our moms went shopping together and they would bring us along.Looks like we became best friends just like our moms do!Mom told me that no one can ever replace Aunty Rabiah's place in her heart as her best friend.

Where is he now?
He's still in KL,studying in UKM if I'm not mistaken...we haven't met for 12 years.. Why?We waved our last goodbye in 2000,when I had to move to Perak,after my dad got retired from the Navy.

Do we still remember each other?
Yes! Of Course!! Hehe my mom called his mom once,he's the one who answered the phone...ehehehe. He told his mom "Mama! Mama Jaja telefon la".I take that as Yes! We do remember about each other :).

Yes I know...I am annoying :P







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There was a girl,who have no emotions...
No one can know how she feels,
Whether she feels happy or sad....
She's the kid who no one ever cares about...
Everyone likes to say bad things about her even though they never talk to her,
Everyone likes to tell other people that she's crazy and weird,
Everyone is avoiding her...no one likes her,
Only a few people that dare to approach her and soon know
The REAL her...she's not like everyone talks about she's normal only didn't talk much.
But then only few people who understands her......so then they become her true friends...

One day,her mother was very disappointed with her,everything that she's done seems to be wrong...
Her mother ask her "Can't you feel anything?Can't you feel anything at all??"
"I felt nothing..."she answered
"Don't you know that I cried...I cried for you...Why can't you feel what I feel about you?"
Her mother started to shake her.....but there were no tears shed from her dark grey eyes...
Her eyes never shine...
Her face has never shown any emotions,
Her eyes are like Porcelain Doll's eyes...staring at the emptiness.
Her heart was nothing but a dust that once crushed by everyone
Even her mother thought that she's nothing but an emptiness...she had no soul...

She was different...
She stays awake at night ,
Sleeps when daylight,

Night is when she had the time to free her mind
Night is all when the magic happens,
Night is when she left her house....and she found herself freedom from the sick-minded people.

Night loves her too,
Night gave her stars
Night gave her the moon
Night gave her fireflies that flies around her.
Night gave her dancing lightnings that strike the same place over and over again.
Night was magic....until....her heart stop beating...her heart stop beating....her heart stop beating.



At the Foxtail Field where she was gazing at the stars...shining so bright...brighter than an Aeroplane tail...She smiled and closed her eyes...that's when her heart stop beating...and that's the first and the last time that her face was actually smiling....and then a drop of tears that hasn't gone dry from her left cheek...She's gone.The soul of the girl that has no heart has gone forever.....No one will talk about her anymore...God loves her more.






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Tuesday, April 17, 2012 @ 7:40 PM  |  28 Comment(s)

Thx Mr Goo!


Before I turn 30,which is 12 years more from now.There are things that I always wanted to try,to learn,to feel and to see.

1.Become the first Malay English writer that hit International Best-Sellers books
It doesn't hurt to dream right?Well I'm just hoping that I could become what I always wanted.

2.Learn Archery
Rasulullah SAW encourage muslims to learn Archery and It's pretty cool!Plus...Since Robin Hood has retired...I guess I should take his place.Liselle Hood :D!

3.Learn to Ride Horses
This is also an encouragement from Rasulullah SAW.It's also good for health,for example strengthening the backbone :D.

4.Learn to play the guitar from the Guitar Legend SLASH
Well it sounds almost impossible,hey we never know our chances right?hehehe

5. Travelling to every part of the world
I love to travel! Hehe I would like to go to Afrika,and see lions and tigers by a Jeep.Oh my...how beautiful! The Sun and the Moon both appears bigger than we've seen from other countries.What a wonderful world indeed....Japan,USA,Italy and Ukraine wait for me T_T I'll try my best!
Riding Camels in Saudi Arabia & not to forget,to perform The Hajj.Oh Sahara Desert,1 day I'll be there with my camels! Hehehe.

6.Bungee Jumping and Sky Diving
I only manage to try Repelling,Rock Climbing and Flying fox...but I want to Sky Dive and Bungee Jumping after this! In 2010,I almost lost my life on the rope during the flying fox ride I slipped from the standing spot because my feet can't reach the plank....I left some protective gear...I'm glad I'm still alive phew.....my mom was there and she refuse to see me fall XD.Mom I'm still alive!!!

So there are 6 things that I want to do before I turned 30 and before I can close my eyes forever.These are the only things I ever wished to do.Now and always,not less or more.So what happens after I turned 30? Well I'll be relaxing in an apartment......with 4 cats named Fluffy,Cuffy,Huffy,Puffy<---All males hewhew.You guys are welcomed to visit me :D.Hehehe well these are just my ridiculous wishes that might come true :D.Dare to dream :)

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Monday, April 16, 2012 @ 4:57 PM  |  37 Comment(s)



I used to hate kids,they are noisy and annoying.
I used to feel kinda "eeeew" when they drool..
I used to refuse to hold them or even carry them when their parents offer but then I've change.

I began to love them ever since I got nephews who love me and always wanted to be with me whenever there's Eid El-Fitri<----so formal! hehehe

There's an incident when I was walking alone to meet my friends,and suddenly a 1 and half year old baby was following me from behind.I didn't notice her until..."Eh,anak siapa belakang kau?" Lin asked me.
Oh no! Where's your mommy????The baby was smiling at me....she's being friendly but I'm too panic to think of anything and then I saw the baby's mother ran towards me.Phew! She apologized and thanked me for take a good care of her baby....I've done nothing actually...XD.Thank god I've not been accused for kidnapping~.

Another sunny day at Suria KLCC,I was walking around behind a group of Japanese tourists and a woman was carrying her cute baby boy~ Seriously the baby and I were kept staring at each other until he started to say "Hiiiiii! Hiiiii!" I was "Hi little baby~" but his parents thought their baby was being annoying to me and they said "Sorry" to me....Heh ,no need to be sorry your baby just said "Hi" to me.A baby's "Hi" is like a "Hi" from an angel~

A nephew of mine called me "Boss" instead of "Aunty"<----That's great though! You can only call me aunty when I'm 30...mwahahaha!
So whenever I came over his house he wanted to watch a movie together with me,Megamind...which we watch together for almost a billion of times.He will stop me when I want to go home "Alaaa,takyah la balik..."he'll turn 4 this year on December.

I know your teeth are whiter than mine....Ok I'm jealous of you.

There's another nephew of mine...which always wanted to sit on my lap and hug me like a Koala Bear....He refused to let me go...and that's why I can't see him much...

Tada!!My Koala Bear


The 3rd nephew...whoa this one is the most pampered.We seldom meet so when we meet it's hard when his parents wanted to go home and he will yell "Tak nak balik! Nak Duduk dengan Aunty Jaja!!"

Till now there are kids like to be friendly with me,I guess I'm okay with that.The Child Magnet? Hmm come to think of it,when we used to hate a certain thing,we might actually love them 1 day.

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Sunday, April 15, 2012 @ 5:08 PM  |  30 Comment(s)

Me Want this one! U_U

Sunday Morning,it's been a really messed up week for me.Last night I couldn't sleep because there are Mini Vampires in my room...leaving me tiny pink marks on my arm.Very juicy for you huh?I'm not Bella from Twilight,you got the wrong person.*mosquitoes <---Mini Vampires

It was a very cold morning,the sun didn't greet me as usual,I woke up early today! :D
Actually I had some work to finish:

Project X
Project R
Project D

The chills from the cloudy morning making my brain freeze..solid XD<----Worst than Slurpee I guess.
Couldn't think of anything and I started to feel sleepy again....So I just lie down on my bed staring at the plain white ceiling.My eyes started to be a projector.....starting ideas from scratch.I kinda stop working on my project for almost a month....lack of information and sensible ideas.I locked myself in my lab which normal people would like to call it as room.Hehehe I even took the spare key with me.

A loud knock pulled me out from my "alone moment".It was my brother...these people can't stand me when I want some privacy."Nak pergi Pc Fair tak? Lepas tu keluar jalan-jalan nak pergi makan sekali"

"Malaslah nak pergi,sejuk-sejuk ni nak keluar...malas la" a simple answer from me.I'm too lazy to wear my contact lenses and find a proper shirt to go out.Actually I was looking forward to go to the PC Fair.Why? Beats by Dr Dre of course....they look so awesome and to own them...fuuuh such a pride~
But then I realise I spent too much money on earphones and headphones...I need a new phone then.So I guess I will save my money then.Saying NO to Beats?? Yeah T_T.

A couple of hours later,another knock struck like a ligtning."Keluar sekarang makan!".Oh great another order....seriously I can't finish my work when people start to interfere my concentration.That's it my brother has gone too far,the third knock I scold him for not respecting me and bla bla bla....and then He told me to go to mom's room for something.Something? Has she bought me a laptop? Beats by Dr Dre??

Tada!!! It's Piiq....umm I never heard of this brand before but the sound is nice.At first I thought my brother misheard that I told him it's BEATS not PIIQ.....He told me that it was too expensive...RM199.
Fine~I accept Piiq...thx mom for buying this headphone for me.It's not bad though~ Hehehe.




Booming my ears and heart with this!Very Electrifying~

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Saturday, April 14, 2012 @ 2:27 PM  |  26 Comment(s)

Before we all start blogging back in the days when they were no internet in our houses,
When laptops were super heavy duty and thick,IBM and Apple were the top branded Laptops
Only elite businessmen own them....

Where were we kids expressing ourselves?That was the time when papers and empty exercise books were filled with our hand drawn doodles and also our words......some of  us might own a diary or even diaries.....including me! I'm allergic to Dairy products (lactose intolerance) but I love to have a Diary :D.Those days the spirit of "updating" a diary manually without jumping on the keyboard and make typos like a typo hippo! I have to edit and repost it and again there are still typos...The Typo Hippo Syndrome XD.



The Pencils and Erasers used to be our writing companions....and not to forget the Pens!
Ideas are like water and our brains are the sponge absorbing the greatest ideas that flows in our brains.Spongebobs are in our brains and pink like Patrick's?
Glow and flow~Those were the times that we didn't even know what blog is.Now we just have to blog it out!

Under the mattress was a perfect spot to hide a diary....I got to admit,my dad likes to steal my diary...it's embarrassing!To read all my secrets and my feelings.....when my dad got his hands on my diary he will read it loudly during dinner.....and I will banged my head on the wall...showing the sign of being humiliated.I started writing a diary since 2005,when I was 11 and having the Seven Eleven Slurpee crave.The diary was the greatest treasure I ever kept.Words are beautiful,but sometimes hurtful too.I wrote everything in English.That's why I got a B+ for my Bahasa Melayu. XD

Partial section of my diary~I know I used to have a very bad handwriting.
11 years old and I still can't write properly XDD.

My friends always ask me how to write English essays,I'm afraid I don't have any clear explanation or even an answer for that.I just write what I want and sometimes even the ideas are flowing too fast.I don't have any secrets to be good in English.All I do is watch cartoon without subtitles and always have everything in my mind in English before I start writing :).How can I know whether my sentence is wrong? hmm If the sentence sounds right,I assumed that I've did a correct sentence.<---Instict? I guess XD.

Thanks to Bro Kay_Are for writing the awesome recommendation :D.I really appreciated it and also I would like to thank to you for reading my blog :)






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Thursday, April 12, 2012 @ 4:00 PM  |  23 Comment(s)



Like I said...."I'm No Genius"
Till now,some of my friends and relatives can't accept my awful SPM result.

"Ish tak boleh terima result Jaja, dia tu budak bijak mak,Shira tahu la Syira kawan dia,ini mesti sebab dia pindah sekolah baru tu,kalau tak pindah mesti result dia bagus" my senior..Kak Shira told her mom about that....and then her mom told my mom XD

"Tak boleh percaya result dia" also my senior Kak Shifa

My cousins Kak Putih and Kak Jue were also.....thought the same.
Since I was a kid,people always have the first impression about me being a clever person.The fact is I'm not clever or smart...I'm ordinary!

It's hard to change people first impression towards me.Sometimes when other people see me they thought that I'm a university student.....even though I didn't get the offer to attend any interviews XD.Maybe my characters seem very convincing to others.I hate to lie,I only get private colleges offers~ Uitm? Nah~ Who wants a student that is DUNCE?If I own a white house,there would not be any problems to get into a private college =.='

"You really look like a very smart person you know,Like a university student" said Aunty Mahani.
Yea probably the looks~ I'm no genius though.

Me: I don't feel anything,I feel normal but why others don't believe me?
Kak Jue: Sebab orang ingat Jaja pandai.
Me: I'm No Genius
Kak Jue: Jaja,everyone is born smart,everyone is smart cuma dia kne pandai amik peluang

I became Blurred...

Kak Jue: Jaja tak payah tgok contoh jauh-jauh,tgok kak Jue ngan Kak Putih je,Kak Jue ada Dip. dlm IT Kak putih ade SPM je.Siapa yg jadi manusia skrg? Tgok Keadaan Kak Jue mcm mana? Mestilah Kak Putih yg jadi manusia sbb walaupun dia SPM tapi dia smart amik peluang sekarang Bank Executive.Kak Jue? Selalu berhenti kerja. Sebab Kak Jue tak pandai nak amik peluang mcm Kak Putih.Yang banyaknya dia nak experience,lagi satu Kak Jue nak pesan....always dengar nasihat mama jaja.

And then a flashback of a Uitm lecturer told me "We do not look based on papers,you really have to be outstanding for the interview".....yeah I know that...Am I outstanding? I don't think so.Did I have been called for any interviews?No!Hahaha now I guess now that you look based on papers.I feel like digging my own grave,a grave with no name.Firzanah means "The Wise" I guess....I don't deserve the name...



Looks like I have to get back to school,get 4 principals and then forget TESL.I will be taking Law,like my mom always wanted.Everything happens for a reason,I'm accepting things the way they are but some people....they just don't believe me....again I'm No Genius.Form 6 then!

Impossible Don't Exist,I still believe that somehow....I could be a drummer or even travel to Saudi Arabia riding camels.Who knows?



Thanks Sis Deno for this cute Doodle portrait of me!Hehehe Pink Is My New Obsession~




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They are so bouncy!

We experienced 2 earthquakes yesterday.Since almost everyone feel the vibration from the earth....so there are many events happened at the moment.They might be cooking,watching tv and even blog crossing during the earth quake!

I was blog crossing while the earth was shaking,I was sitting on the chair and suddenly my chair was shaking I thought my brother was pushing the chair but when I turned my head around and saw the floor was moving! Oh My God!!! Earth quake!Who's blog is it? Hehehe

I heard my neighbour screamed "Rumah Bergegar! Rumah Bergegar" My mom and my brother ran outside and I was the last person that leave the house,grabbing my hoodie and ran downstairs.The staircase was like ......a plate and I am the jelly on the plate that has been shaken by a very hungry kid.I felt dizzy ,whoa the earth really shake it this time!

I usually felt the vibration from my phone while I was relaxing on bed,but now....it's not my phone that vibrates.The whole world is vibrating!

There are few rumours about the earthquake,some people said that it wasn't a natural earthquake.It was made up by Japan and the USA,they are currently testing their weapons......will there be a World War III?

10th April 2012,a source from Earthquake Today, Washington have a minor earthquake....hmmm is it natural or "nature-like"? Who are we to challenge god's power? Everything is God's will.

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Sunday, April 8, 2012 @ 4:37 PM  |  19 Comment(s)


While there're are still time for me to spend my time at home,I'm currently taking both car and motorcycle licence....hehehe

The first day for my Amali,
The instructor ask each us whether we ever ride a motorcycle on our own...means without any licence.
No one raise their hands...except for one girl... and that is me
Everyone looked at me and some of them were giggling..."Dude,I only ride once and I almost hit a tree!"
What's the use of a driving school if they don't teach us to ride a motorcycle from A-Z?

"Ok,ade sorang je budak tak reti bawak motor,ok yg lain bahagikn kumpulan.Ok Tadika,mari sini"
Everyone laugh at me....I was being honest! 

"Adik ni tak pa sebab dia ni dah mengaku dia tak reti bawak motor,ok kalau siapa2 yg taknak mengaku kalau motor tu accident,bayar eh"

So the instructor divide us by 2 groups and I'm the one will have to wait until the others got their turn.
I've waited for almost 15 minutes and then the instructor call me "Eh,Tadika.....cepat pak cik ni ajar bawak motor".Hehe...It's not that hard it was easy,not as hard as my cousin thought me....sorry sis I almost  make your motorcycle into a Picasso art work!

That day,everyone calls me Tadika...Tadika...Tadika...That was annoying at first and there were 3 girls....my juniors but they didn't recognize me.Actually they were gossiping about me "Tak reti bawak motor"....pffft I was annoyed by that! Wow how concern of you~ Thank you for your concerns :P

17 1/2 years a "Tadika" level for motorcycle~ What encourages me  to take a motorcycle licence is because of TRON.....the Ducatti Superbike looks so cool...hehehe!



Saturday, April 7, 2012 @ 5:41 PM  |  21 Comment(s)

Jealous,Jelly,Jell-O
The terms that people use to describe their Jealousy~

Sometimes there are times when we get jealous with someone's achievement like...a presentation :)
"Oh maaan,Why didn't I think of doing that first?!"
Well it's normal to be jealous!

Why God created "Jealousy"?
To make us improve ourselves.....in a very good way. Not by sabotaging other people's work~
Jealousy makes us always try to figure out the best way for us to be good at something.

When you see other people's work and feel offended with their good marks,it means we have to strive harder,so we can be better! :D

But when we get jealous to things that we aren't supposed to be....well it's not cool.

Like when we get jealous to a person that is far richer than us...let them be,they deserve that because of their effort or maybe just inherited the wealth from their hard working ancestors...




Sometimes we even jealous to good looking people....."Baby they were born that way...artificial beauty helps too" Life isn't always about beauty~ Everyone has their own beauty! :)

Natalie Portman you're so gorgeous!
Huhuhu



What I try to type is.....Jealousy is good for us to be better
but when it comes to too jealous....it ain't good.Don't sabotage,work for it :D!

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Friday, April 6, 2012 @ 5:34 PM  |  32 Comment(s)


Lying on the mattress sipping a coconut shake,
The sun shows no mercy and keeps gleaming the earth phew~
A very hot day indeed....
It seems to me that I'm not the only one who's feeling sleepy,my aunt's cat showing the sign that she needs her daily afternoon nap...How lucky Cats are!
All they have to do is sleep,eat and play and also....the nature calls...they even go to heaven when they die...Lucky..

They Don't Have to
1)Study
2)Work
3)Think
4)Money
5)Power
6)Face problems or maybe they do care about their wife/hubby & kittens

Hmmm I wonder what are they talking about humans because a Meow carries a billion meanings

Meow= Hi
Meow= I love you
Meow= Fish!
Meow=Milk
Meow= I'm hungry
Meow Meow Meow Meow= you're a stingy owner
Meow Meow= you stink
Meow Meow = you're fat

Will there be a cat translator in the future so far we only have cat scan...which only scan the human brain XD.My foster mom told me that I look like a cat...after she saw my pictures on fb...ehehe it's been 3 years we didn't met! How I miss you Mak!

Cats remind me a type of Chinese Shops ornament,the waving cats that have been placed in many shops that owned by Chinese people. It says "Come in,Welcome"


Cat: Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Cat translator : I try to read Liselle's blog,but I can't..coz I didn't go to school.

Not all cats are lucky...like the ones that we used to see at the markets...dirty...hungry...and steal food T.T pity them..I'm lucky for being a well-fed human being :D!


Hmmm now my curiosity has the same level as cats do...Well
Curiosity Kills The Cat but It can't kill humans mwehehe.So being a human is better.Thx Allah for making me as a human being :)



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Thursday, April 5, 2012 @ 9:24 PM  |  38 Comment(s)



Mirror Mirror on the wall,

Who is the chubbiest among them all?

Mirror said: Gosh Liselle,are you blind?Of course it would be you! The fact is you're FAT!

Have you have this problem? Feeling down when you look a your body figure I know...it sucks..to be chubby,I used to be S....size..now even my mirror is sick looking at me..I had to put a bucket for it to puke XD...How can I become instantly chubby?Easy~ Eat sleep for 2 and half years and the result is THIS!
After I move to a public school,all I do is eat and eat and eat.Unlike my previous life,I don't eat much because I don't have time to eat.Huhu S sized shirts...how I misses you T_T!

I love veggies!
I love meat!


"Makin sihat!"said Cikgu Hamimah
"Firzanah,dulu saya tengok awak ni kecik jea"said Cikgu Rosley.
"Chubby nyer!"said my former dorm-mate, Nabila
"Sekarang,you dah tembam.Tak perasan kea?"said Nanie

Those are the sentences that I always listen nowadays XD.I become chubbier than ever!
I used to be small,and my waist used to be 26- 28.

My jeans used to be Diesel branded and now the biggest size that they have is only 32.

I don't know what actually encourage me to eat,stressed perhaps...many people were shocked when they comparing me with my older days.


Hehe So yeah The FACT is I'm FAT


Wednesday, April 4, 2012 @ 5:02 PM  |  20 Comment(s)

Another fiction by Liselle Moncherie :D


Charlie Fynn is a 10-year-old boy who loves to put pranks on people.His mother and his sister are his favourite victims.The screams that he heard after his victims fall on his pranks are like music to his red ears.He is also the class clown in school,putting the classic whoopee cushion on the teacher's chair,soaking the chalks,blowing spitballs and all other diabolical ideas that you can name of.


"Brruuuuuut" the sound from the whoopee cushion,"Uh-oh,someone just had Salami for lunch" Charlie Fynn chuckled.The whole class laughed at Mr Binksky,his face was blushed."I believe someone has 'accidentally' dropped this cosy cushion on this chair,but nevermind I'll keep it.I have to admit it is cosy" Said Mr Binksky to cover his humiliation .Charlie has lost several whoopee cushion before on Mrs Morsette,Mrs Amber and Mr Rodrick.Looks like that he just lost his 4th whoopee cushion that day.

He thought that he was being funny but other people thought that as being rude instead of being funny.He hurried home after school,he can't wait to see his sister's face when she would open her wardrobe
.... Charlie recorded the sound of a spooky ghosts to scare his sister and he set the time,when the sound would play.That is the best idea that he could think of this week and the result will be recorded in his Scream-O-Meter....the prankster diary.Perhaps a little too early for Halloween.

"Arrrrrghhh MOOOOOOOOMMMMM there're ghosts in my wardrobe!!!" Chloe screamed."Charlie Fynn! Get Down this instance!"Charlie's mom called his name furiously.He has gone too far this time,his mother is going to be really upset and he would probably grounded for a month.No video games,No tv,No  monthly allowance and last but not least NO PRANKS & JOKES.The spooky ghosts sound broke the Scream-O-Meter record! For the loudest scream and the best prank that ever been pranked.He forgot one thing though...and that is to record his Punishment Log Book for the worst punishments that he ever gets.Seems to be balance and fair~

One morning,Charlie puts on his sneakers on a mat and ready to get down for breakfast.He walked away from his room but then...he start to feel that someone or something was following him.He looked back and saw the mat was behind him,he was curious why the mat suddenly shifted from his room to the staircase......he moved his left leg forward and the mat moved along his left leg!

He was terrified and ran downstairs while screaming "The Mat Is Alive!!!!!".Everyone was surprised to see him running and screaming early in the morning.His mother tried to calm him,and asked what's going on and why he took his bedroom mat downstairs.He told that the mat was following him and it's alive.Charlie's mom take a look at his leg and found out that a strand of  yarn was stuck on a chewing gum under Charlie's shoe.The mat was made from yarn, a strand of yarn from the mat dragged the whole mat along "following" Charlie because it was stuck on the chewing gum under his shoe.Everyone was laughing at him.He felt that's what other people felt when they're being pranked.








He learnt his lesson and it's not funny to make fun of other people.He tastes his own medicine!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012 @ 11:18 AM  |  16 Comment(s)


There are always days when we don't know what kind of stories that we want to post...

When there's too much ideas = Which one would be a good story?
When there's no idea= What am I going to write???Fap Fap Fap :P


When I have too much ideas,there would be problems...the words are scrambled up,scramble eggs taste better :D.My excitement will influence my typing and you'll notice this symbol (!) at the end of almost every sentences.The joy of writing! My ideas are not perfectly arranged in sequence...when I start typing,suddenly another idea will come up for the previous paragraph....and then another...so....I had to jump to the previous paragraph that I wrote earlier to add my ideas.The situation will also continues after writing new paragraphs... =.='.Tiredness...will slow my blog crossing sessions.

How about when the time that I have no ideas?
This is also a problem.....when I have nothing to think of...I'll become angry with myself.An then I end up sleeping.I'm currently ran out ideas right....Sleep? I'm at my mom's office,not a comfortable place to sleep =.='.Blog crossing time! :D

What about the normal days and writing normal posts?
Normal days are the days when I "Spontaneously" sharing things that I feel like sharing to others.The matters are usually based on my moods.

So I guess today is the day that I have the WRITER'S BLOCK





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