The fish? What is it about? Anatomy of the fish? Nou~ "british accent"
Am I going to show my pet the fish? No! "regular accent"
How to cook fish? Nah...."American hipster accent"
My favourite fish dish? Nope "Another American hipster accent"*fish dish = hey it rhymes!*
So since I started college,the most common word that came out from my mouth is the F word.I used to hate the F word and even don't want to listen to the F word when I was still in school....I even yelled at my buddies when they were using the F word...but now I'm the one who uses it almost everyday. F this! F that ! What the F! Yes my name starts with Firzanah, F! Why? Because I always don't have much time to finish my assignments perfectly especially computer science's assignments...they always rush. The main reason why our computer science's lecturer likes to rush us is because she wants us to work under pressure.....wait,what does it have to do with assignments? Here's a demo Stress+peer pressure = F word
Plus,some of classmates were using the F word for such a long time...and even my housemates did the same...so they kinda influence me to use the F word too...I know it's not nice and it does bring a bad impression on ourselves when other people heard us saying the F word....then I got a complain saying that my friends and I were using the F word too often! I finally decided to stop using the F word. It actually works! I began to control myself by saying THE FISH!
Whenever I got mad: THE FISH!
Whenever I forgot something: THE FISH!
Whenever I can't find my matrix card: THE FISH!
Whenever I can't find my keys: THE FISH!
Whenever I'm late for class: THE FISH!
See,how important fishes are in my life..although I don't eat fish...except for fish chips...and keropok lekor...heh,I do eat fish but not like the real fish..fish.....ok nevermind! Even my friends know when I got angry..."Dia ada sebut THE FISH tak tadi?" it's my trademark!
Sorry fish...I don't want to use you to cuss but mentioning you is much better than mentioning the F word! If I were a fish...I would probably become a mermaid mwehehe! :P.