What The Heavens?!Liselle is making PARODY? Where's the video? What is this???!! <---you gotta be kidding me how many times I use the rule of one husband and 5 wives,must be sick of this hehe :P
A Parody of the Song Title Only XD!

The Original Meaning of LMFAO :

Laugh
My
*******
***
Off

Just came up with the idea with LMFAO that can also be translated to:

L=Liselle
M=Moncherie's
F=Favourite
A=Artists
O=Obviously!

Thank you LMFAO,your songs always on the hit,master of chart toppers! You guys are the key of awesomeness,randomness,hotness and other ness... XD.Everyday I'm bl-bl-blogging :D !
Sky Blu what do you have in your afro hair man?Probably your wonderful lyrics!<--- although some of the lyrics are absurd heeeheee *censorship*

I changed their song title exclusively for my posts  :P <---is this considered copying?DO TELL ME! 
Sorry for Party Blogging :P? Nah Let's Party Blogging,post up your mind people!!
Blogging People!! Now type, type,type make your keyboards "Clicked"! :D<--sounds like champagne showers? it's the Parody XD!

Labels: LMFAO, Silly Parody

I don't know why people need to be rude when the situation gets very hectic,for example at the bus station,train station and all other stations that you have on your mind.In every hectic situation accidents can happen! We usually stepped on someone's foot or collide someone's shoulder and even...tripped over someone <---this is too over  XD

Before we say sorry to someone who became our stepping,bumping,colliding,tripping victim..he or she perhaps turn and say "Hey, are you blind?!"Okay...would you apologize to that kind of people?Me? Absolutely NOT! Why? Accidents happen,it's not like I'm dying to get close to you,Who do you think you are?A celeb,Royal blood Citizen?

If those kind of person ever speak to me that way I would probably say "Am I holding a cane? Do you see my sunglasses?No?well I guess you're the blind then :)! <----Evil? Oh yes..

Patience ~~~everyone is in a hurry, not just you~wait "You" is not You,you is for the rude people :P

Civic Conscious !

Labels: Blind, Rude

Habit sounds cute but when it comes with the BAD,it ain't cute XD...Habit and Rabbit!
I got Rabbit teeth *that's why I never show my teeth when I smile :O!*<---There! I said it no more secrets :B

My first bad habit WAS putting my legs in pillowcases when I want to sleep.If there's no pillows near my legs....I will stay up all night until I find the perfect pillow with the perfect pillowcase.Trust me,it does feel good to move your legs in pillowcases huhu...but that was an old habit. I manage to quit doing that when I was 6 years old -phew- because my parents always quarrel with each other about which pillow to bring when travelling for me to put my legs.I am a troublemaker :P


My second bad habit which I continue doing until now is wearing socks all the time <---Yes I admit I am weird! Whether rain or shine,socks are my bestfriends *Material bestfriends*.I don't know why I can't stand leaving my feet free,exposed to the open air :O Feet dehydration!

I have many pair of socks,hygiene is important! Stripes,Frilly,Ribbons...cartoon and etc.I don't have socks with striking colours.Striking colours make my eyes sore XD.I am a soft colour Lover! Especially pastel colours!

They look calming and beautiful.Pastel colours are also good for dreamy effects :D

Labels: bad, Habit, Habits

Ding Ding Ding! The bell start for a new period in school.Class 1 E,that stands for Elite was entered by the headmaster of the school, Mr Balachandran.He was replacing a teacher who was absent that day,as an English teacher he asked each students to introduce themselves in English including to mention their parents occupation.

This happened in 1971,when my mom was 7 at her primary school.Sekolah Kebangsaan Simpang Empat in Sitiawan Perak,the school is also known as Sekolah Gandhi although it has nothing to do with Mahatma Gandhi XD.".....my father is...estate"mentioned by a student whose father works in an estate."No your father is a rubber tapper."the headmaster corrected.After almost everyone in the class has introduced themselves,it's time for my mom's turn to tell about herself.

"My Name Is Azzaha Bt Awang,I am the 10th and  the last child of my family....erm...my father works as...umm..he is a typewriter!".The class was silent,the truth is no one actually understand their own introduction!

 "No Azzaha,your father is not a typewriter.I know your father very well he is a petition writer."
Luckily he knows about my grandfather.If I were him,I could die laughing,but he never laughed to his students 'of course my mom told me about his character'.*Petition Writer =penulis surat rayuan*


The reason why my mom mentioned my grandfather was a typewriter because everyday my grandfather would be sitting infront of his typewriter typing letters for those who can't read or write.My grandfather can speak 3 additional languages
English,Chinese,and Tamil.I don't remember anything about him because I was too young when he died.He died at the age of 90+...


My brother and I were rolling on my mom's bed laughing until tears of joy rolled from our cheeks :'D.Mom was very naughty during her school days,one day her teacher asked her to pay attention when the teacher is teaching "Pay Attention!"the teacher would say to her,but when she got home..."Abang,macam mana ni? Bila adik cakap je ngan kawan adik mesti cikgu tu suruh 'Pay 10 cent' kite mana ada duit.."

My uncle giggled and the whole house heard about the 10 cent incident! "Adik,cikgu tu bukan suruh adik bayar 10 cent,dia suruh adik pay attention berikan perhatian.Mana boleh sembang masa cikgu mengajar."
My mom came from a poor family and because of her brothers and sisters she managed to get herself a degree in Economics from UKM!

Now she teaches Pra-U,Pengajian Am :)

Labels: mama, Mom

Madame M is not a Myth,she is a Legend!

The letter M is so special yet many magical words could describe Madame M

Muse,Master,Mind,Marvelous,Magic,Modern,Mega mind *oops?* and also Mystery....Teenager Housemaid!

Madame M you have a Mega Mind! Your wonderful and super incredible stories inspire me a lot to continue my life :D.I was amazed by your posts that have been very inspiring to make me stay strong because you are Miss Strong.

You are remarkable,your name is a mystery...curiosity kills the cat,but not me.I want to meet you in person!
We've known each other for about 2 weeks :D,I feel very lucky to know you even though we only know each other through blogging!

Miss M,you've helped me to see things from different ways.I feel touched+suprised+happy+appreciated
when you wrote about me.A thousand thanks is not enough so a TRILLION thanks to you!!

Miss M the Magnificent+Unique=Magnifique!

My special tribute acronym for Madame M

M=Maiden
A=Adored
D=Defined
A=Along
M=Magical
E=Enchanting

M=Mystery

I hope you'll love your acronym XD.You are like no other :) Midnight Lady!

Labels: Mystery

Ahhhaa! ~ Welcome~ Ladies and Gentlemen to my humble segment of The Moustache Guru, Yes! It worst than Nukiller Cooties! *Nuclear*<---How was that?hehehe :P

Hey guys,this is my new nickname but I don't plan to use it anymore because....shhh "There's a lot of Moustache lovers out there,so I don't want my moustache to be stolen!",too many people use the trendy Moustache theme on their blogs...Aisey man! Moustaches  look so cool,you think you're cooler than me?Huh?! Well I'm hotter than you Moustache Guru!

I planned to change my blog identity but now since almost every blog I followed at least have Moustache's cursors,up buttons and all Moustache theme you can ever imagine.So if  I use The Moustache Guru as my new identity...I won't be satisfied because I'm not original just common...no different from others,the common Moustache.

Sorry Masterjee Moustache,I'm keeping Liselle Moncherie :P.Don't be sad dear Moustache,I'm sure that you'll be poofed out of my mind soon...or maybe I will use you later when everybody moves to a new trend,it could be Forever Alone,or Me Gusta or even...Troll Face!

Everyday I'm Mou-Moustach-ing.This post is related to Me Gusta!The Moustache Guru! <--If you wonder why Again as the first word for the title hikhikhik :P.

Labels: Moustache

Back in the year 1997,when I was 3 mom already taught me to speak English.I watched Bugs Life every morning and Toys Story every evening without subtitles<---I'm pretty good using the DVD player by myself at the time :3.

Okay and my first word is...."EXPIRED" and then "Washing Machine","Motorbike","Natural" ,"Budget" "Junk food" these are the only words that I could remember back then.I speak English when I played with Barbie Dolls. Huhu XD,because of watching too many American movies and cartoons,I got myself speaking with an American accent,I didn't notice this until I was 14 when my English Teacher called me for an interview,she asked me"Have you ever lived overseas?or Are you born in USA? Your American accent is very 'pekat' you know"...

No,I am Anak Malaysia!I never followed my dad when he got a job in the overseas and my mom is not an English teacher,she just love English :)

My friends used to say "You sound like a computer,the female voice in science CD!"

Why "Expired"? Before I eat or drink anything mom always make sure that they are safe to eat,She would say "Oh,belum Expired lagi".One day a friend of her,Aunty Ina came to my apartment,she brought along a chocolate for me.I immediately took it and asked my mom "Mama,ni boleh makan lagi ke? Tak Expired?"
My mom and her friend burst into laughter, I don't know why they laughed at me -blurred-.

Aunty Ina was very suprised to hear the word "Expired" from a 3 year old infant although the word is commonly used almost everyday :P, she pinched my mouth and she said "Kecik-kecik dah tahu Expired."
Hey,you are what you eat :) better check the expiry date :D.

Haha,when I was small I love to memorise tv commercials scripts,I would copy the  exact way of narrators from tv commercials when they advertise their products or tv shows,the commercial that I remember copying was "Saksikan Hulk pada 2.00 petang,setiap Hari Ahad!".Mom always be my audience,I was her comedian,her mini entertainer.I love to see her laugh although I don't find anything funny on what I did to make her laugh XD,it feels good when we make people smile :).

When there's a concert that aired on television,dad's socks would be my victim for gloves and the remote would be my microphone.I WAS MINI GAGA XD.



These are from my mother's and my memories,not a fiction :).English Lover,and also Proud Of Bahasa Melayu!

Once upon a morning,I saw my dad watched a video of Maria Elena -Who doesn't know her-?!She's famous!
No,i'm not jell-us heee :P.The video showed Maria was having fun with other girls,playing games...having make overs and etc.

To tell you the truth,I'm very curious about that,there's still a question in my head.."Why is he watching the video while there are millions of other videos to watch.?"

My bed is my victim,never fail to catch me when I jumped on...<--bila nak patah untuk katil baru XD
I lay down and wondering....Why?Why?Why?...Thus! Flashes of the video replayed on my head over and over like a spoiled record,my eyes are the projectors,the ceiling is the screen...sounds of laughter and joy almost gave me an answer *Maybe he wants me to be like them*

And when you said,I'm not okay I was about to say "I'm only gettin' started"

Happy,cheerful,energetic and stylish.
Me? just being regular..sloppy..unhappy?

I am happy! I'm happy with my life!
I'm happy for being me,I'm happy because I feel great,
I'm happy with my achievements,
I'm happy because I have what I need,
I'm happy because Allah gave me a chance to live,
Yes dad! I'm happy.


I can't be someone else but me,everyone has their own way to live and so do I,dad.
A person who lives in a lie *not being himself*,will never walk out from his story unless he found his true identity.

Labels: Being true

Yo hoho! I pass the driving test *theory only* !! woo hoo

Today was a very stressful day,my hands are sweating abnormally than usual XD,until the JPJ officer had to ask me for an excuse to hold my thumb for the finger print to verify my test slip.



"Sorry dik,kne pegang jugak" after 5 times of trials to get my thumb print haha,sorry dude I was "anxious" .
The driving institute requested me to attend the Pra-L lecture tomorrow...3 hours..man..I'll be "nodding" just like the first time I attend the KPP lecture..6 hours of lecture. I've been aimed by one of the JPJ officer as "Sleepy kid" who sat at the first row...who likes lectures?

Anyway they also demand 3 copies of licence photos,so my dad took me to Fujifilm.The owner told me "Sorry ea dik,kena tegak sikit" while he was correcting my shoulder position,again being touched and corrected XP -out from the comfort zone-.he said "oh comel-comel"<---Tauke bodek suruh datang lagi la tu tgkp gmbr kt kedai beliau.



My dad was like "Hmmph!,suruh edit pipi tu bagi trim nmpk kurus,comel apenye".Dad always acted that way,I already used to it :P."Jangan masuk internet gmbr tu,debab!"Dad's critic :P I never listen to him anyway <--So devilish me XD

About the title...today is supposed to the day for me to redeem my FREE PIZZA VOUCHER @ Pizzahut..
I should redeemed that voucher a week ago with my cousin aka my sister -sigh-...mom can we? this evening? please :D

Labels: Driving Licence, Ic pics

This always happens to me :P Why? Maybe I spent too much time alone without talking to anyone.Hehe.
My parents always "left" me at Petrol Stations pffft when we plan on a trip...and my brother will scream at my dad "Akak! Kite tertinggal akak!" =.='


Their reason "Oh,honey we forgot that you lived with us now.You've been away from us for 3 years..."
Oh yeah,3 years gone so fast I've been living in a boarding school with my friends which is 200km away from home.Living with friends are awesome...rather than stay home and lock myself in my room got no friends to laugh or chat...laptop has been my bestfriend for years I love you lappy!




My dolls and bears accompanied me,sometimes I dream of being small to fit into a dollhouse XD...I do care about my family but mom is busy with her work and dad only busy with his job and my brother? School..computer umm...my sister?*she's my cousin actually but we are considered siblings because her mother used to take care of me*




Do I ever existed?<----who's writing? :O !

Unveil or Unevil? Hahaha both!
I love eyes twisters <---usually there're tongues twisters

Dessert=Desert
Cook=Crook
Ignore that it has nothing to do with this post! eheheee.

Many people are asking about my screen names,so I decided to unveil the ideas on how I got the names.
Creating names is a hobby of mine<---weird?I'm oddnique okay! Odd+Unique= Oddnique "perasan!"

How was Liselle Moncherie created?
Once upon a night,not very long ago.I was watching tv and then a commercial of a hair dye brand came out
"Liese" hair dye from Japan.
Liese Bubble Hair colour! A new technology from Japan! And a new idea for an ordinary girl for her screen name!

I was talking to myself "How bout putting .L.L.E and get rid of the middle E  "voila"  LISELLE!
I can't let Liselle stands alone so I was thinking another last name..a coincidence flash back from a cartoon
a man called a woman by "Madame Moiselle". I love monster and cherries for screen name so I combined them to become one and behold Liselle Moncherie!

That's the story behind Liselle Moncherie heee <---biography of the name XD

My other screen names in sequence
1. CherryApplebaum
2. CherrieAppleDoll
3. SushiMushix
4. Duchess
5. Lonut Levie
6. Felise Nocturnal
7. Liselle Moncherie
8. Kitcudy

Labels: screen names

I told you alleady,What? "Old Lady"?
This phrase usually spilled out from Chinese which is wrong!
It supposed to be "I already told you",hahaha
Why do I posted about this? For a cause!

Frankly, I don't like white people always make Chinese represent Asia in any press conference or organisation.Hey,we have rights we are Asians too!

I'm not being a racist,but even Malays admit that we are not good in English.We are being too humble,we should prove that we are better than them and of course we are better than them in English because we can pronounce the words better and fluently.

Forget the "Lah" or "Ah",we were influenced by Chinese and it's time we show to white people we're damn good than Chinese and Indians in English!

Recently I heard a Chinese tour guide explaining about the shops in KLCC to Americans,but I know her American Accents is fake because she can't pronounce the "R" in the original american style.Gosh I'm being evil I purposely said to my mom:

 "Is that Chinese is an American? I don't think so,she just made it up,she even can't pronounce the R correctly,what a fake accent"

Okay,it was a coincidence that there was an American family was in front of me on my way up on the escalator,one of them heard what I said but she just looked at me with curiosity.I only smiled at her,she seemed shocked of my "brave" statement.

Look at MPH,Chinese always occupy the bookstore where the Malays gone? JomHeboh?

MALAYS WE ARE BETTER! HIDUP MELAYU!

Telling the truth and nothing but the truth,straight from my thoughts.

Agree or disagree? fill my comments :D

Labels: asian, chinese, malays

Finally! I'm home weeee! After 4 days of shopping and vacation and all the money spent will make my family and I keep quiet for a while heee :3<--------means no more outing day.

I manage to snap some pictures while I'm away hehehe,snapping pictures at shopping malls makes me uncomfortable although some of the "Scenic Shop" is very interesting,uhuhu "Why can't we rent the whole building just for us dad?" <---------I DON'T PRINT MONEY KID!-dad would reply that-

Okay which city I went for my holiday? Kuala-la-la Lumpur :D,

Kuala Lumpur
This city is my hometown,
This city where I belong,
The city where I was born,
The city where I learn to walk,
The city where I learn to talk,
If you made it there you can make it everywhere *around m'sia only*

Labels: Anger, Out of Control

Once upon a time...not very long ago hehehe :3 just 2 years ago at a mini grocery shop.I didn't know the name of the grocery shop <----Don't have time to look at the signboard .

The shop is not far from my tuition centre,so I usually buy candies or sweets before I went to class but 1 day after my evening class -suspense-

Me:"Pak cik,saya nak Pau!"
Pak cik:"Umm...."-pushing the cash register-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We looked at each other for almost 2 minutes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me:"Oh,sorry-sorry.Pak cik saya nak beli Pau"
Pak cik:"Ok,Pak cik pergi ambil"

He looked so confused,I held my breath and try not to laugh :'D

Do you understand my story? Yes? No?
Okay I'll explain,that old man thought I was "robbing" him hahahah!
No wonder he keeps pushing the cash register XD

Pak cik I'm not going to "TAPAU" you! I just want a Pau because I was so hungry XD
Man,money can't make me full :P,food is what I want.

Labels: Oren Bestari Tuition, Pau, Pow

It's raining....heavy raindrops fall from dark clouds.Trees are dancing vigorously because of the wind
*doing a tribal dance* huga huga huga X3.

I'm bored...it supposed to be Pizza day today,my sis couldn't drive in the rain so I guess we just have to wait then.I didn't turn on my phone...didn't reply any Facebook Chats,just not in the mood.

Mr H never stops bugging me,please I'm not interested.I don't deserve you anyway.Whatever you do,I don't seem to be amused,there are lots of other girls out there so grab em before it's too late XD.Wooo I'm so mean :X<---------Being Obnoxious is my talent!

Dear Mr H,

Mr H you're smart,soon to be a successful engineer.Me? I don't know where would I go next after SPM results come out.
Mr H,you're super cute and I bet you already got an admirer or admirers.hee :3.
Mr H,I don't trust guys :) so beat it!

Sometimes I want to disappear...untraceable...invincible...just like Harry Houdini disappeared  himself in his magic shows long time ago.

Labels: Houdini, Mr H

My blog is my canvas,
Followers and visitors are my pastels,
My fingers are screaming for an excitement,longing to dance on my glossy keyboard,
The sound of the laptop keyboard are like the keys of a piano...playing a sonata,
I feel calm....I feel relief.

Addicted I can't get away from you,
Addicted I'm missing you,
I want your love to be right next to me,
I won't erase you out of my memory,

Even a day without blogging,my head seems to be screaming
I'm on my vacation and I supposed to leave all laptops and unnecessary gadgets behind,
That seems impossible  XD.
I really want to write about my vacation but I purposely left my USB in my room before heading to KL.
I thought I won't go online but here I am~ Tada!

Go online is a part of my daily routine,I don't really talk much...It's hard for my neighbours to see me stepping out from home.My blog is another "mouth" of mine,telling my feelings to the world.


Being arrogant? No!
Shy?Maybe
Talkative?Not really *only to people I really know...friends,cousins and blogger buddies


B=Brilliant
L=Letters
O=Of
G=Geniuses

Just a silly acronym of mine :3

Ps:/Heading out for Pizza Day with Sis tomorrow! <3

Labels: addiction, Blurr

This is my last post before I head to KL tomorrow,heee :3 *Dad always have last minute vacation plans*
It's family time and I'll be away about a week or so...so I guess there'll be no blog updates.
Don't worry I'll be back! hehehe
I had to forget having flu and pretend I'm alright XD <-------my mom refused to leave me home alone...
My mom still thinks I'm a baby...which is why she never trust me to do anything!
I'll miss you guys uhuhu :'(

Ps:I'll bring my wiggy just in case if I got bored staying at my aunt's apartment.
Wiggy*=P1 broadband

Labels: vacation